-So the big opening 5 minute hype was because they are going to deliver the match they promised? Big fucking deal.

-Good lord, at least Hogan has enough sense to wear a shirt.

-Here comes Sting…. So much for the big match.

-Sting heels out. Pretty obvious but still I kinda dig it.

-Oh god, they’re gonna wrestle again? Damn.

-Sting manhandles Dixie!! Please let her not become an on-camera talent.

-I do NOT need Brooke fucking Hogan on my tv when I’m watching wrestling. We’ve spent 20 minutes on this, can we move on.

-Kaz/Williams/Daniels was hot. More please.

-Shannon Moore beats up Williams. We’re getting a little saturated with talen in my opinion.

-Beautiful People win the Knockouts tag straps. No mention of who had them before AKA Kong.

-”Keep the chain.” Nice.

-The whole champagne thing with JB and the BP was weird a creepy.

-I won’t lie. Pretty jazzed for RVD.

-…..Who gets owned by Sting in his debut. Sad.

-A few camera and direction glitches here and there.

-Was Nash drunk? What the fuck is Designation X?

-”Hall is wasted.” Great chant.

-The whole Hall/Nash/Pac angle sucks.

-The Anderson/Angle segment was decent but the soldiers shouldn’t have had any contact with Anderson. It looked awful.

-Earl will stop things if they get out of control…. Does it concern anyone that a big angle of this show is that one of the guys in the main event is concerned he is too old and broken down and may need the match stopped?

-The Guns and Gen Me in Ultimate X? That I agree with.

-And the Oscar goes to… Brooke Hogan!

-Jeff Hardy returns after the main event match which didn’t suck as much as I thought.

-Ok, so there seems to be a voting system. No its starting to make some more sense.

-Danielson came off baby as fuck during his vingette.

-Michael Cole will never be as good of a heel as Don West.

-Otunga and Truth with the worst backstage pullapart ever…

-Does Danileson have viatligo? (Sic)

-Regals reaction to Skip Sheffield was priceless.

-The interplay between Sheffield and Regal during their match was interesting. Will make for a fun angle.

-In their segment, did Miz not say Brian and Jericho was next or am I on meth?

-Spike brainbuster, interesting.

-Tecnicos lose the first fall by DQ after Guerrero removes Villano V’s mask. Rudos pretty much dominated fall 1.

-The Villanos attempt to remove Ultimo Guerreros mask prompting Blue Panther to do a run-in causing a DQ to the Tecnicos. Rudos win 2 falls to 0.

-Main event will see La Sombra/Volador Jr/Mistico take on Heavy Metal/Negro Casas/Atlantis.

-Mistico submits to a backbreaker from Atlantis to give the rudos Fall #1. Fun fall.

-After some awesome dives, Mistico makes Atlastis submit to a fujiwara armbar to win fall 2.

-Rudos win the third fall with a combo submission and pin on Volador and Sombra. Great really fun match.

-I like the Morrison/R-Truth pairing.

-Benjamin and Ziggler was decent.

-Tiffany: from GM to babysitter.

-Strongest man in the world? Isn’t that gimmick taken?

-Another pretty bland show.

-Yossinos chops are viscious.

-Dragon Kid and Yossino was fucking spectacular. Unbelievably good.

-Quackenbush/Jigsaw vs. Akuma/Yamada was solid but hard to follow that first match.

-Doi and Bryan Danielson was as good a match as you’ll ever see. It got really close to that point where I start to knock off points for kicking out of everything but not too bad.

-Brian Kendrik and CIMA was great but short.

-Shingo and Davey Richards was AMAZING.

-DiBiase and Orton was good until the run in.

-Was Swagger and Santino even worth doing?

-Batista looked like a jacked-up Rob Halford.

-Cena and Batistas promo segment was way too long.

-Is the Cheech and Chong stuff funny? I can’t decide…

-Was MVP and Ryder even worth doing?

-The pillowfight was useless and I was trying to see where Gail Kim got hurt but couldn’t tell. And for fucks sake someone teach Kelly2 to not fucking smile at everything!!

-Mad Dog Vachon in the HoF.

-Good lord this angle with Bret is SO bad…. How can you fuck this up?

-Quite the ugly mug on ‘Taker….

-Oh duh! Sheamus and HHH at ‘Mania…

-DCFC and the Wolves was excellent.

-This Skullkrusher gimmick is a joke.

-Corino and Dempsey was a waste.

-The Sara Del Ray interview was interesting.

-The Set? Please. This isn’t even worth watching.

-Hey! A tournament with brackets! What a concept!

-Black/Strong vs. Aries/King was good. Great finish.

-Fuck, Miz makes Danielson look tiny.

-Love the white ropes.

-”I wish my pro was William Regal.” Awesome.

-Ok, segment 1 with Miz and Bryan is over. What did we establish? What did we achieve? I’m confused. I hope this goes somewhere.

-Ok, they announce all of a sudden Bryan will wrestle Jericho? Why??

-Alright, a promo vingette for Michael Tarver. Much better, now we’re getting somewhere.

-And a vingette for Heath Slater and then a tag match. Ok, now we’re making more sense. I like it.

-Watching these promo vingettes this could be an interestling walk down the work/shoot line.

-Whoa! Interesting hard camera positioning….

-Decent tag match, very unique camera work. Will take some getting used to.

-David Otunga says he’s going to win NXT. This is a competition? What is up for grabs?

-Wow, Young got squashed… Might be time for a straight edge intervention.

-I think Cole just remembered he’s the heel announcer.

-Jericho forget how to take a Dragon Screw?

-Bryans dive into the table was sick.

-Jericho and Danielson was solid. Interesting first episode.

-Spear spear spear spear spear.

-Ziggler/Morrison/Truth was awesome. GREAT heel finish. Loved it.

-Vickie CHEATED!! I’m shocked!

-Kane’s going to MITB.

-Shelton’s going to MITB, I hope this leads to Punk vs. Rey.

-Edge and Miz was good.

-Why does Abyss have old Hogan music?

-”Brother” count in Hogans promo: 3

-They’re really putting a lot of stock into the WWE Hall of Fame, just in time for WrestleMania.

-Jimmy Hart… Surprised it took this long…

-3D and the Nasty Boys sucked. (Shocking…)

-Eric needs a lozenge.

-Wow, Bischoff was pulling a fast one on Jarrett, not transparent at all….

-Wish Kendrick and Kaz had been given more time.

-Anderson is coming off more annoying then entertaining, heel or not.

-Ok, so Anderson gets a backstage promo, and then after commercial gets another on the stage before his match. Too much… Way too much…

-I did enjoy Bischoffs dig at the celebrity guest hosts.

-The beatdown of Hogan can only lead to awful television.

-And I was right… Styles and Flair vs. Abyss and Hogan.