-A “Championship Showdown.” What the fuck is that supposed to be? I guess I’ll find out soon enough.

-Legacy being ejected was lame.

-Maryse plays the heel well.

-The DX/Hornswoggle segment was also lame.

-With Eve around, if something ever happens to Maria we have a spare.

-Chris Masters dancing titty makes me feel icky.

-Quite the Sheamus build-up.

-The DX/JeriShow match did a good job of building the ppv match.

-The Sheamus/Cena face off was decent for what it was supposed to be.

-Cuban did a pretty good job.

-Yes!! Don West is heel of the fuckin’ year!!

-Foley is annoying me.

-This whole Main Event Mafia thing is starting to become a little homo-erotic…

-Lethals Flair was killer.

-Shelly and Kiyoshi was decent, nothing groundbreaking.

-Another Fallen Ang- I mean Suicide appearance….

-Hernandez’ mustache is so brutal….

-Shark Boy and ODB. I love it.

-All the Knockouts have Porn-star names….

-I don’t know how I feel about this whole knife to the throat thing.

-Don West has left the broadcast position….

-Dr. Stevie is in!

-TNA bleeps out “retard.” TNA! TNA!

-What the fuck is Foleys role on this show? I don’t get it….

-LAX are awesome. The tag title match was good.

-Angle is a fucking spit machine when he cuts promos…. So gross.

-Quite the feel good ending. Not what I expected from TNA.

-Mark Henry is entertainment… I’m on the edge of my seat.

-Sydal is getting quite the push. I dig it.

-TJ versus jobber #3. Bring it on.

-LoL TJ’s hair is over.

-Well done Tyson, but try and crack a smile….

-Victory for Tommy!!

-I hate myself for it, but I’m starting to dig the Boogeyman gimmick. Shit worker but the gimmick is fun.

-Ryu and Ken… Nice analogy Striker!

-Christian and Swagger was very good and well booked. Kudos to all involved.

-We are (not really) live from the Impact Zone, your hosts are Tenay and Donruss West.

-Buh-Buh’s little mohawk is sad.

-Team 3D vs. Sting and Angle was shit.

-Jesus, Angle is a spit-machine. It’s gross….

-2 Segments in 32 minutes…. Interesting.

-And then a recap of those 32 minutes…. Well done guys….

-Good god what the fuck was Steiner talking about?

-Good god Scott Steiner is terrible….

-I don’t know how I feel about Joe’s facepaint but I’m not sure if there is a storyline behind it.

-Your next entrant…. Non-descript blonde girl #12!!!

-How do you spell Sojourner Bolt??

-The Machineguns… Finally time for some WRESTLING.

-Are we still living in a world where they blur out the middle finger?

-Dr. Stevie? Oh yes yes YES!! TNA! TNA!

-ODB’s Angle…. Wow.

-Mick Foleys Hardcore History. I don’t know how I feel about this. What does it add to the show?

-Thanks for the Hebner history lesson Mike.

-I hate when someone uses someone else’s first name 50 times in a promo. “Do you want to win it this way Kurt?” “Can you say that Kurt?” “What about integrity Kurt?” “Just know this Kurt…”

-Stings promo was hot, except for all the “Kurt’s.”

-The ending of the show was pretty good.

Well, if that’s Impact, then so be it. Maybe the PVR wasn’t such a great idea after all. But I’m no quitter, so bring on the suck!!!!