-Oh god Raw Roulette, here we go….

-Cena and Orton in a tables match. Interesting.

-Here comes Ochocinco. Let’s keep this brief please…

-It’s the season premiere? Does that mean last week was the season finale?

-Here comes The Miz. Thank fucking Christ.

-Must have new Miz shirt.

-Miz is owning on this segment.

-Miz will see action in a submission match, and he will face an opponent of Ocho’s choice. Logically picking Daniel Bryan.

-Apparently Miz has a hernia (awesome) so Bryan will face Alex Riley who promptly taps out to the Lebell Lock. And then jumped by Miz. Well done.

-A bodyslam challenge? Why is this, PWA?…. (sorry Kurt.)

-Edge wins… Could have been a great match.

-Gee. Here comes Mark Henry. Couldn’t we have done this first and not buried Bourne?

-That’s not a fucking bodyslam.

-Song and Dance match? Jesus fucking Christ what is this?

-What a waste of five minutes of my life I’ll never get back.

-A trading places match? This could be entertainment or complete shit.

-Sheamus and Morrison falls count anywhere. Much better.

-If I have to hear about Morrisons Parkour training again I will puke blood. We get it.

-Morrison and Sheamus was a lot of fun, the Jericho finish makes sense.

-I wish the lights would go out like that when I got a text message.

-Jericho is back in the ppv Main Event… Provided he wins his match tonight against the Hart Dynasty in a cage.

-Holy fuck that Walls of Jericho spot could have turned out ugly. Great to see TJ and Jericho work.

-They kept Regal and Goldust short and I have no problem with it.

-Slaters table spot looked great.

-OK we are overbooking here a little bit.

-The RKO/Attitude Adjustment spot didn’t work for me. Sorry guys. Upon watching it again, not too bad.

I’m a bit wary of this show, I was a pretty huge mark for ECW back in it’s initial run. I drank the Kool Aid in a pretty huge way. It revolutionized the entire industry and you can see it’s influence still today. WWE’s One Night Stand events I thought were well done and I won’t go into their re-imagining of the brand from ’05 to ’10. TNA has an incredible ability to produce horrid television and I feel a legacy is about to be tarnished one more time.

-Can they say “ECW” so freely? It’s WWE’s intellectual property.

-AJ Styles wins the Global Title. Shitty match, Rob Terry sucks.

-Why won’t anyone listen to Lacey? Why??

-Dixie’s laying down the law… Come on  Al!

-Identifee? What the fuck Earl?

-That helmet is huge.

-Ok, so they give Madison Rayne back her title? Didn’t they just have a title change with questionable tactics earlier in the show?

-The ECW crew has arrived.  Get ‘em Stevie!

-Angles moonsault is a thing of beauty.

-Angle and Hernandez was fun.  No overbooked bullshit, just a solid wrestling match.

-Oh god, now we have to listen to Kevin Nash…. Log in the punch bowl? Come on….

-Man, I have no idea what this Nash/Jarrett prommo is about and I watch this show every week.

-Dixie is kinda hot….

-Joe and Jeff Hardy was pretty decent.  I don’t mind the draw if they follow it up somehow….

-Really don’t like this whole asshole gimmick… It’s weak-sauce.

-Beer Money and the MCMG’s street fight was very entertaining.  Heels lead 2-0 in the best of 5.

-The vingette with the Dudleys was very intriguing.

-Ok Rob, enough…..

-Taz is rocking the orange shirt and hankey… Symbolism? Or I’m reading too much into it?

-Raven looks like hell.

-TNA is thriving Dixie? Really….

-Tommys crying, it was only a matter of time.

-Sabu chant… Nice…

-Well…. Tommys promo was pretty emotional and well done.  The angle doesn’t jive with what happened last week but I guess it doesn’t matter at this point.  The ppv should be very interesting.

This should be interesting if nothing else…. Let’s go to the video tape…

-Match #1 is El Oriental/El Limon/Neutronic vs. PR Flyer/The San Juan Kid/Mascara Purpura.

-I have no idea who the fuck any of these guys are.

-Heel announcer is trying to hard.

-6 sided ring.

-They’ve done a decent job explaining Lucha rules to the viewer.

-Purpurra is an entertaining tecnico.

-Rudos win an entertaining match after the tecnicos eat it off the top. Only a one fall match which I like. The 2\3 fall matches may seem a bit bloated to the average fan. Just spotty enough, so far I’m impressed.

-Rn Brewer cuts a mediocre pre-taped promo talking about how Lucha is ruining wrestling. Weak sauce trying to get this guy over.

-Match #2 is the minis, as Mini Park and Mascarita Darada will take on Pequeno Halloween and Chi Chi. Chi Chi looks to be quite gay and looks to be accompanied by Rakha Khan under the moniker Tigress Caliente (but I could be mistaken.)

-Most of these guys look pretty big to be minis.

-Chi Chi’s gimmick reminds me of Kwee Wee.

-Chi Chi pins Parka after interference from Tigress. Decent match, Darada is a very exciting mini.

-The subtitled backstage discussion between Marco Corleone and Tinieblas Jr. Was interesting. Not sure if it comes across right.

-Main event is Marco Corleone (Mark Jindrak) va. Tinieblas Jr. In a Championship tourney match.

-Jindrak is accompanied by some fat dude named “Solid.”

-Corleone wins a bland match with a school-boy. Post match Lizmark Jr. Attacks Corleone.

-Interesting first episode. I’ll give it another try.

-I think Kevin Steen might need a tetnus shot after that promo. How do you spell tetnus anyway?

-The Set had some interesting tandem offense in their loss to Cheech and Cloudy.

-Apparently Claudio enjoys a Starbucks.

-Corino and Steen vs. Colt and Generico was a pretty fun wild brawl.

Ok TNA, impress me….

-Ok, so Abyss is a heel now? What did I miss?

-Ok, Taylor Wild and Sarita are feuding now? What did I miss?

-It’s not necessary to ask him every 30 seconds if he quits.

-Wow, Kendrik got to enjoy his win for 30 seconds before he was buried by Nash. Fuck….

-Ric Flair has a big announcement to come… Ugh….

-Beer Money and the Guns was a fun ladder match. Not sure about the finish, a tad overbooked.

-This Beautiful People promo segment is long and painful.

-I will reserve judgement on the “ECW invasion” until I have some more time to think about it. Quite the clusterfuck.

-Cena was quite the comedian in his promo.

-This computerized GM is awful. I hope they pull the trigger on something soon.

-Uso’s and the Harts was decent but short. PPV match should be interesting.

-Morrison stole Brets glasses gimmick.

-The Brady vingette with Santino and Regal was pretty humorous.

-Not a whole lot of wrestling in hour #1.

-Edge and Orton was decent.

-The RKO on Bourne from the ssp was a cool spot but not as great as everyones saying.

-I’m liking the Nexus angle. It’s not groundbreaking but it’s making for some good TV.

-What if it was Nexus that did in the Undertaker?

Oh no! If the podium is destroyed then how will we get more emails from the mysterious GM?

-I do like all the GM catchphrase teases. Piper this week.

-William Regal is god.

-Stellar backstage promo by Edge.

-Justin Gabriel is becoming a one-trick-pony which is too bad because he has a good look.

-The Cena/Nexus match was well booked.

-The Cena/Sheamus finish to the show was interesting.

Let’s get back in the saddle shall we….

-So Necro Butcher is now in The Embassy. I would have had him shave and cut his hair to really help look the part.

-If it’s “Butchers Rules” then why is the red counting? That annoys me to no end.

-The Eddie Edwards ten minute hunt was interesting but uninspired.

-A life intervention expert? What the fuck is this, WWF circa 1993?

-Sweet fucking Christ you do not need a “moments ago” after a commercial on a 1 hour show.

-The six-man main event ended too soon with a shitty non-finish to end a weak show. The ROH shows quality has decreased a lot lately.