-Lillian starts us off with America the Beautiful as per WrestleMania tradition.
-I watched the show live with family and friends but it didn’t have my full attention so I’m watching it again for this review…
-MATCH: World Heavyweight Championship – Sheamus vs. Daniel Bryan (c)
-Nice new robe on Danielson.
-A kiss from AJ and a Brogue kick and it’s done in about ten seconds. The only part of the show I wasn’t happy with. All 3 (Bryan, Sheamus and the title) deserved better.
-Ill received pep talk by The Miz for team Johnny before Lauranaitis shows up for one himself.
-MATCH: Kane vs. Randy Orton.
-Aside from the chokeslam off the top finish, nothing super special but just a solidly worked match by both, which isn’t a bad thing at all. A little surprised Kane went over but if anyone deserves it it’s him.
-Santino and Foley in the back with some dude from Deadliest Catch. No idea… DAMN!
-National Guard ad spot.
-MATCH: Intercontinental Title – Cody Rhodes (c) vs. Big Show.
-Never understood the DDT to the foot…
-Show spears Cody in the junk and then hits the WMD for the win. Short and fairly uneventful. I think an IC title reign doesn’t do much for Show but I guess we’ll see.
-Sheamus K-Mart ad.
-MATCH: Kelly Kelly & Maria Menounos vs. Beth Phoenix & Eve.
-Pretty cool Diva video vignette before the match.
-Beth has wings.
-Should be Nattie, not Eve.
-Sunlife Stadium looks amazing after the sun set.
-Kelly hit a pretty decent somersault Thesz press from the top.
-I said on Twitter, Menounos climbs the ropes like I do.
-Maria rolls up Beth, the usual ‘Mania celebrity stuff.
-78,363 attendance.
-J.R. Comes out to announce Hell in a Cell. Nice touch.
-MATCH: Hell in a Cell – HHH vs. The Undertaker.
-As I tweeted, Taker looks like Super Shredder. With a new do.
-Hunter lifting Undertaker up while in the triangle choke was crazy strength.
-H wears out Takers back with the chair shots.
-Great story playing out where Hunter wants Shawn to end it but ‘Taker says not to. HHH increases the stakes with the sledgehammer.
-Shawn considers stopping the match and Taker grabs him in the Hells Gate. Interesting.
-Taker chokes out HHH but Michaels is down and out.
-Here comes Little Naitch.
-HHH kicks out of the chokeslam.
-Robinson takes an ugly chokeslam…..
-Michaels superkicks Taker into a Pedigree but Taker kicks out. Crowd is insane.
-Hunter throws Shawn out of the ring, Taker goes on offense and hits the Tombstone but HHH kicks out.
-Crowd is red hot, Michaels is crying like a baby in the corner.
-Taker kicks out of a 2nd Pedigree.
-Stiff as hell chair shots to HHH’s back.
-Taker with the sledgehammer to the head of HHH, Shawn turns his back. So awesome.
-One more Tombstone and HBK counts the 3. Flawless, and the WWE production team deserves a lot of credit for having cameras in the right place to help tell the story and hear what everyone was saying. Those guys don’t get the credit they deserve on a weekly basis.
-The Fink! As we honor the Hall of Famers.
-Flo Rida takes out Heath Slater in a really odd segment.
-MATCH: Team Johnny vs. Team Teddy.
-After a really fun match, Eve accidentally distracts the ref and Miz hits the SCF on Ryder for the win. Afterwards, Eve kicks Ryder in the junk and walks out. Quite the push for Eve.
-Fuck A-Rod.
-Extreme Rules is next? No more Backlash?
-In the back, Lauranaitis tells Punk if he gets DQ’d he loses the belt.
-MATCH: WWE Championship – Chris Jericho vs. CM Punk (c)
-Early on they use the DQ stip a lot and it works.
-Suplex to the floor from the apron was sick.
-Jericho taps to the Anaconda Vice. Don’t know what to say. No nonsense, no gimmicks, no bullshit just 2 of the best in the industry showing how it’s done. Greatness.
-I don’t know what to say about Mama Clay and the bridge club. The ridiculous and the sublime.
-Watching again, I think MGK killed it.
-MATCH: The Rock vs. John Cena.
-Cena’s facials are gold.
-I think Rocky was going up heavy on Cena but what do I know…
-Crowd is insane.
-Rock kicks out of the AA and Cena kicks out of the Rock Bottom.
-Rockys shitty Sharpshooter.
-Quote of the show “you can’t make movies with a broke leg” – Jerry Lawler.
-Cena gets cocky and tries a people’s elbow and catches a Rock Bottom and gets pinned. A really fun finish to a solid and fun match they put together. Raw should be interesting!
-Bring on WrestleMania 29!!