Haven’t watched a CZW show since last years Cage of Death, let’s see what we got….
-MATCH: CZW Wired TV title – Dave Crist vs. Jake Crist (c)
-Brothers? No idea but I assume yes….
-yes, brothers.
-commentators sound like they are on a walkie-talkie in the bathroom.
-Lots of dives to the floor right off the bat.
-”executive of talent relations crusher” made me pop.
-Awesome springboard DDT by Dave.
-Jake wins with a crazy flippy-piledriver type thing off the top. Decent action filled opener but you don’t want to bring out all the big shit too early. How do you follow it?
-Backstage promo audio is unlistenable. No idea who that was or what they said.
-MATCH: 2 out of 3 tables match – The Runaways vs. The Blkout.
-Worst superplex ever to the floor by the ladies in the match. Lucky there was four guys to catch them.
-Cool spot with Crissy Rivera sliding down a table.
-Rivera gets spiked through a table with a neckbreaker to go down a fall.
- “The tree of I’m fucked.”
-Gacy gets kicked off the top to the floor through a table to tie it up.
-Ruckus drops Kimber Lee on her head through a table for the win for the Blkout. Spotty fun match as you’d expect.
-MATCH: Drew Gulak vs. Derek Frazier vs. Alex Payne vs. Justin Rayz vs. tHURTeen vs. Ryan Mcbride.
-Rayz does a corkscrew moonsault off the top to the floor. Appears to be hurt, Internet reports were that he broke his leg.
-referee ends up brawling with Frazier, Gulak gets a pin in the ring from a new ref. a bit chaotic but most likely from the injury the didn’t mention or show after the dive.
-Apparently the ref (Drew Blood) and Frazier have a previous angle…. DJ Hyde comes out and fires Blood.
-MATCH: Rory Mondo vs. Drake Younger.
-Rory Mondo? I’d like a backstory on that. Dressed Like “Sick” Nick Mondo, in my opinion one of the greatest American deathmatch wrestlers ever.
-Drake hits a copkiller from the top through a chair for the win. Lots of glass and barbed wire as well as other treats…
-MATCH: Team Japan vs. Other Team Japan.
-The only guy I know from all ten guys in Jun Kasai. Apparently talent from K-Dojo, Big Japan and DDT.
-Team Japan 2 wins… Not sure what to say. Some sloppy work, some good work and some fucked up comedy with the gay character ending up with a broomstick up his ass.
-MATCH: Eddie Kingston & Homicide vs. Phillys Most Wanted.
-I always liked Eddie Kingston and wanted to see more of him on ROH tv.
-Usually I hate crane cameras on small Indy shows but this one gave us a look at the ECW arena we haven’t seen. (that place is like Graceland for me…)
-Match is ruled a no-contest after Kingston attacks a ref and all hell breaks loose. Match was good up to that point, there again is more backstory that I don’t know.
-MATCH: CZW Junior Heavyweight Title – AR Fox vs. Sami Callihan.
-Fox takes a couple of dangerous bumps on the floor.
-Fox taps to the Stretch Muffler, a painful looking submission. Match was kind of herky-jerky to start if that makes any sense but it built nicely into a pretty awesome match. I like Callihan a lot.
-MATCH: Ultraviolent Pits Match – Matt Tremont vs. Danny Havoc.
-Nail boards and tacks in the ring. Or so it appears.
-Tremont gets his foot stuck in the bed of nails… Not sure if it was his actual foot or just the boot but it looked good.
-Drew Gulak interferes and helps Tremont win… Not much to say. A pretty bland deathmatch….
-Fuck this show is long.
-MATCH: Greg Excellent vs. DJ Hyde.
-Excellent drags Hyde around ringside letting fans chop him.
-Some chick shows up and DDT’s Hyde but gets speared for her trouble. More backstory…
-Some other chick show up and Germans Excellent…
-Real American plays and Excellent strips to his undies and Hulks up. Hits a big boot and leg drop for a 2 count. I’m so confused.
-Greg Excellents mom shows up and hits Hyde with a chair and a stunner… I’m so confused.
-Zandig shows up and KO’s Hyde and Greg gets the pin. So now Hyde must dress as a genie and grant 3 wishes to Excellent. I’m so confused….
-This show was on iPPV so we can watch them set up the cage…. I’m gonna fast forward time lapse style…
-MATCH: Cage of Death – Scotty Vortekz vs. Robert Anthony vs. Masada vs. Devon Moore.
-Cameras missed the first big spot.
-Masada sticks skewers in. Anthony’s head.
-The belt fell from the ceiling during the finish which is unfortunate. Moore wins after being thrown down to the mat where the belt was. Barbed wire, glass, tables, ladders, you name it. Good times.