This must be done, for my sanity……

-It’s not my fault that you’re fucking credit card is declined…. We take hundreds of CC’s every day, it’s not us.

-If you can’t speak english, don’t come shopping.  I can’t help you.  Go to T & T.

-If you’re retarded, don’t come shopping.  I can’t help you.

-Cigarettes are in the gas bar.  For a fucking YEAR NOW!!!

-”I’d like to return this candy to buy more fruit.” Go die.

There. I feel better now.  I do like my job, it’s certainly never boring…