-It took Del Rio way too long to get to the point, it was painful.

-The beatdown arm injurt on Rey looked good though…

-JTG was squashed by Punk in a big way.

-The Teddy Long/Hornswoggle backstage segment was also painful.

-Dolph and Kofi was good but I’m done with them but after that finish it looks like they’ll go at least one more time.

-The Jack Swagger Sr. invitational tournament… 5 takedowns… Ok….

-Awful segment.

-A main event promo.  You gotta love that…

-Fucking pointless…

-Dixie, you’re becoming an air-whore.  Beware.

-Ok this promo with Dixie and Flair is way longer then it needs to be.  Pull the trigger…

-Dixies husband was a nice touch but it crashed hard due to Hogan, and the fact they had no idea what to do with him when he ran in.

-’Brother’ count in Hogans promo: 8.

-So it all boils down to Hogan and Flair… Still….

-EV2.0 shirts look like nWo shirts….

-Joe destroys Orlando Jordan.

-Jarrett wants Joe in his corner when he takes on Nash…. Odd but I will go with it.

-Nash bumped!

-Worst ref bump ever!

-Bischoff stealing The Miz’s shit?

-Squash is on the menu tonight, Beer Money was all over the FBI.

-Go get ‘em Stevie!!

-Angelina and Vel-Vel together again….

-Wolfe and Magnus shopping was lame. Although “You ate yesterday” was a pretty funny line.

-The Guns and Gen Me was a lot of fun.

-Shore is coming soon…. Hmmm….

-Are supposed to forget about all the Dr. Stevie stuff now?

-Stevie and Abyss’s brawl was awful.

-Main event was fun, Pope and Angles finish was a nice wrinkle.  Fun brawl at the end.

I don’t really write too much about my life on here, at least not as much as I used to so I want to try to do it a little more.

After Owen was born my wife and I decided that I should get the good ‘ol vasectomy and this morning I had my consultation.

The doctor was the best doctor ever.  I shook his hand and asked him how he was doing and he said “I’m fine, it’s not  my nuts going on the table!”  He then told me to “drop them” so we could go over what was going to happen.  He grabbed my junk and explained what’s gonna happen and then said to take it easy for a couple of days and get a bell I can ring, and my wife has to bring me a beer each time I ring it….

He then said for the next 30 days to “screw a lot.” Too funny.  October 29th is the big day….

…Is done.  http://www.SloanFans.com is up.

…I told you that you wouldn’t care….

-30 minutes in and not a lot noteworthy thus far.

-Khali taps to Jericho.  Perhaps a make-good for putting over Barrett clean last week.

-Sing it Jillian!

-When Miz and Morrison separated, everyone said Miz was done but I said no, he is entertaining.  I’m more and more right as the weeks go by.

-If Miz and Layla got together they could be called “Lay Miz.”

-Cena and Miz had a pretty solid match, at least SuperCena didn’t go over before the Bryan appearance.

-The Uso’s vs. Santino and Kozlov is what we used to refer to back in the day as the ‘bathroom match.’

-They are missing the boat on Tamina, she should be booked similarly to Awesome Kong as an amazon-ish killing machine.  She has that look IMO.

-So after all these matches to let Sheamus pick his opponent and he picks Zack Ryder.  Gee, I wonder what’s gonna happen….

-Zack gets iced….

-Barrett steps up to claim his title shot, but the annoying as fuck GM chimes in.  He/she/it says that Sheamus will face Barrett, Jericho, Orton, Edge and Cena thus nullifying this pointless and bland episode of Raw.

-Barrett gets beat down and everyone and their dog hits a finisher leaving Orton as the only man left standing.

-These jobber matches do nothing for me, sometimes it seems as if they are just killing time until the main event.

-Jerry Lynn and Kevin Steen was good.

-Rasche Brown’s promos are awful… What? he’s gone? Oh… Nevermind.

-It seemed Truth Martini dialed it down a little.  Came off less annoying and cartoony.

-I really don’t care about this big main event tag match.

-We see Alberto Del Rio for the first time, interrupting Rey’s promo.  His accent is much thicker on the mic then in the vingettes.

-English people, throw me a bone.

Ok, this promo has gone too long.  I’m bored.

-I wanna be dashing….

-Quote of the show: “Vickie Guerrero put Megan Fox to shame.”

-Kofi and Ziggler was good until the DQ finish.

-Zigglers kick to Kofi’s face looked great.  Stiff as fuck.

-Serena was somewhat passable in her in-ring debut.  Wait, what’s that?…. She’s gone?… Oh nevermind.

-Ok, Kanes promo.  So many thoughts.  I liked the straight-voiced delivery, it added a new wrinkle to Kanes character.  The history lesson with pictures was also interesting, however it was way too long and I don’t like all the extra production with his voice and the music etc.  And not jazzed for another ‘Taker/Kane program.

-I dig the Cody Rhodes theme song.  He did a solid job on commentary.

-Drew McIntyre and Christian was a good, physical match.  McIntyre will get over, give it time.

-Twice Matt Striker made mention of TLC in that match.  Will we see Rhodes and McIntyre vs. Hardy and Christian TLC? So soon after the ppv?

-What the fuck is Paper Jamz?

-The Raw 900th episode is coming… I’m happy for you but don’t compare yourself to M*A*S*H ever again.

-Del Rio has his own ring announcer… and comes out in a Rolls.  I will reserve judgement for a later date.  Can he deliver in his first match in a TV main event?

-Christiaaaaaaan! At Last You’re On Your Ooooown! Sorry, flashback.

-Del Rio’s finisher was hot, Rey puts him over in his debut, doing what’s right for buisness.  Del Rio looked ok in a short match.

-Kind of a weird hard open to the show with the Abyss/Hardy brawl.  Looked and sounded very bush league.  And why is there a vacuum in the ring? And blurring out Hardys ass crack is a riot.

-Horrible, crawling open to the show…

-Ok, my PVR cut off the end of last weeks show so I missed the RVD bloodbath… A little much….

-So the title is now vacant and some sort of tourney will get underway…

-Match 1 of round 1 is Rob Terry vs. Jeff Hardy…

-Hardy goes over with the Swanton.  Match was a stinker, crowd was pretty much dead. NEXT!

-Hogan with quite the dramatic phone call, he’s thinking about quitting… Lame.

-And the announcers totally ignore the vingette.

-Next tournament match is Jay Lethal vs. Anderson.

-And Anderson advances.

-Angelina cut a decent promo.

-Velvet is backing up Angelina.  Interesting.

-This crowd seems really dead.

-Fortune has grown with the addition of Doug Williams and Matt Morgan.

-Dixie is getting too involved on camera, pull her back.

-The Fortune/EV2.0 promo was firey, I liked it.

-Next title tourney matchup is Doug Williams vs. Kurt Angle.  Doesn’t this throw a wrench into the Angle “moving up the top ten or retire” angle?

-Angle and Williams was solid as you would expect.  Williams taps to the ankle lock.

-The Jarrett/Sting/Nash/Hogan segment confused the shit out of me and the fortune beat-down confused me more.  You’re playing too many cards guys…

-Another title tournament match, the last of the first round.  Matt Morgan vs. The Pope.

-Dinero goes over.

-Lose those boots Tommy.

-Before the big clusterfuck finish, Styles and Dreamer had put together a pretty decent match.

-Cenas promo’s are getting a little cartoony for me…. I know we are PG-13 but come on.

-Each member of Nexus will have a singles match tonight? Has there ever been 7 matches on a Raw? Will there be time for much else?  Let’s see some booking….

-Otunga’s promos are so forced…..

-Barrett over Jericho clean was somewhat of a surprise.

-Ok, I’m annoyed by our guest hosts already.  I wish it was Brandon St. Randy….

-Ok, no more unified tag belts, Here comes Bret with the new belts.

-Not sure how I feel about the new belts.

-And Bret will face Justin Gabriel…. Booking don’t fail me now….

-The Cole/Bryan thing is stale.  Do something with it or drop it.

-Tarver goes over Bryan due to Mizterference….

-The Skullcrushing Finale on the briefcase looked awesome.

-And the brilliant booking idea for Bret vs. Gabriel is Bret doesn’t compete because the Raw GM ‘doesnt like him.’  Orton is gis replacement.  If they have to do lame half-assed shit like this for Bret he shouldnt be being used like this!

-How long before Sheamus interference costs Orton the win….

-And like clockwork, Sheamus interferes and costs Orton the win…

-Sheffield and Otunga defeat Morrison and R-Truth.

-Slater beats Edge by countout, weak sauce but it does the job I suppose.

-Darren Young has been weakly booked since day 1.  Not sure if it’s by design but it sucks to be him.

-Young gets beat down and is apprently out of Nexus.

This must be done, for my sanity……

-It’s not my fault that you’re fucking credit card is declined…. We take hundreds of CC’s every day, it’s not us.

-If you can’t speak english, don’t come shopping.  I can’t help you.  Go to T & T.

-If you’re retarded, don’t come shopping.  I can’t help you.

-Cigarettes are in the gas bar.  For a fucking YEAR NOW!!!

-”I’d like to return this candy to buy more fruit.” Go die.

There. I feel better now.  I do like my job, it’s certainly never boring…