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BBB’s Notebook – Lucha Libre USA Masked Warriors Episode 1

logoThis should be interesting if nothing else…. Let’s go to the video tape…

-Match #1 is El Oriental/El Limon/Neutronic vs. PR Flyer/The San Juan Kid/Mascara Purpura.

-I have no idea who the fuck any of these guys are.

-Heel announcer is trying to hard.

-6 sided ring.

-They’ve done a decent job explaining Lucha rules to the viewer.

-Purpurra is an entertaining tecnico.

-Rudos win an entertaining match after the tecnicos eat it off the top. Only a one fall match which I like. The 2\3 fall matches may seem a bit bloated to the average fan. Just spotty enough, so far I’m impressed.

-Rn Brewer cuts a mediocre pre-taped promo talking about how Lucha is ruining wrestling. Weak sauce trying to get this guy over.

-Match #2 is the minis, as Mini Park and Mascarita Darada will take on Pequeno Halloween and Chi Chi. Chi Chi looks to be quite gay and looks to be accompanied by Rakha Khan under the moniker Tigress Caliente (but I could be mistaken.)

-Most of these guys look pretty big to be minis.

-Chi Chi’s gimmick reminds me of Kwee Wee.

-Chi Chi pins Parka after interference from Tigress. Decent match, Darada is a very exciting mini.

-The subtitled backstage discussion between Marco Corleone and Tinieblas Jr. Was interesting. Not sure if it comes across right.

-Main event is Marco Corleone (Mark Jindrak) va. Tinieblas Jr. In a Championship tourney match.

-Jindrak is accompanied by some fat dude named “Solid.”

-Corleone wins a bland match with a school-boy. Post match Lizmark Jr. Attacks Corleone.

-Interesting first episode. I’ll give it another try.

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