-Wow, Domenic couldn’t look more uncomfortable in that ring. It must skip a generation. Aaliyah must be a hell of a worker.

-Oh please let CM Punk come out a ruin this birthday!!

-Yes!! And she cowered behind her dad and everything. Fucking gold!!!!

-Shes crying!! This is fucking awesome!! Sorry Domenic, sis has it and you don’t!

-Best segment in Smackdown history!!

-I would have used the Brooklyn Brawler instead of the local kid.

-Jesus, the Harts don’t even get an entrance anymore…. Oh, time to job to Cryme Tyme again.

-Nevermind. Everyone jobs to the Undertaker.

-Ok, can Tiffany work? Well, not as bad as I thought. Potential.

-WWE Magazine is the #1 sports magazine sold at Wal-Mart. Again proof that you can use stats to prove anything.

-Great build for Punk and Misterio. ‘Mania show stealer?

-It’s the ridiculously expensive Jeri-tron 5000!

-Hey Edge, it’s “dove” not “dived.”

-Jerichos Hilite Reel was everything TNA isn’t. Quick, smart, fun, to the point and makes me wanna buy a ppv. Strong heels, great faces. So good.

-I don’t remember any matches from this show but it built WrestleMania greatly.