So this is supposed to be the big one huh… Let’s go to the video tape.

-So the big opening 5 minute hype was because they are going to deliver the match they promised? Big fucking deal.

-Good lord, at least Hogan has enough sense to wear a shirt.

-Here comes Sting…. So much for the big match.

-Sting heels out. Pretty obvious but still I kinda dig it.

-Oh god, they’re gonna wrestle again? Damn.

-Sting manhandles Dixie!! Please let her not become an on-camera talent.

-I do NOT need Brooke fucking Hogan on my tv when I’m watching wrestling. We’ve spent 20 minutes on this, can we move on.

-Kaz/Williams/Daniels was hot. More please.

-Shannon Moore beats up Williams. We’re getting a little saturated with talen in my opinion.

-Beautiful People win the Knockouts tag straps. No mention of who had them before AKA Kong.

-”Keep the chain.” Nice.

-The whole champagne thing with JB and the BP was weird a creepy.

-I won’t lie. Pretty jazzed for RVD.

-…..Who gets owned by Sting in his debut. Sad.

-A few camera and direction glitches here and there.

-Was Nash drunk? What the fuck is Designation X?

-”Hall is wasted.” Great chant.

-The whole Hall/Nash/Pac angle sucks.

-The Anderson/Angle segment was decent but the soldiers shouldn’t have had any contact with Anderson. It looked awful.

-Earl will stop things if they get out of control…. Does it concern anyone that a big angle of this show is that one of the guys in the main event is concerned he is too old and broken down and may need the match stopped?

-The Guns and Gen Me in Ultimate X? That I agree with.

-And the Oscar goes to… Brooke Hogan!

-Jeff Hardy returns after the main event match which didn’t suck as much as I thought.