-Punk and Mysterio was tremendous.

-Divas handicap match was pretty good also.

-Thank god I could fast forward Batista‘s pointless “interview” segment.

-The Job Dynasty are at it again…

-Morrison injury angle….

Bland show.

-Jeff and Jordan, The Miss Teen South Carolina retard, Gays, Lesbians… As Bill Hicks once said, Let the party begin.

-They have to take the bus, epic!

-That dudes name is Cord? As in extension?

-Man, thems are some snippy lesbians.

-Wow, the first plane has mechanical difficulties, how fucking convenient.

-The only illegal fruit on that plane is the gay brother. (Ok, that was harsh but come on, this shit writes itself….)

-Way to get the wrong money morons…

-”God is with me.” Oh great, she’s one of those….

-You didn’t take the Funicular!!! Retards!! Read the god damn clue!!!!!

-That Martha Stewart line was pretty funny.

-Did she say thank-you in German? You’re not doing much for beauty-pagent stereotypes honey….

-Haha Jeff and Jordan won a trip to Vancouver and they get to take a Skeleton ride on the Olympic slide track…. Watch that last turn…. (What? Too soon?)

-Haha 30 minute penalty for the retard.

-”I’m trying to be like Jesus.” Fuck…..

-They’re just painting some dudes house! Awesome!!

-Is the brush that big a deal?

-That guys Sudoku shirt was awesome.

-What? 15 minutes because they lost a brush? I thought Phil was just fuckin’ with them for a second.

-No! You’re not 2nd you dumb whore!!!!

-I feel bad for that black dude, he was trying so hard. And his wife was cool as shit, a lot like mine.

Good first show, kinda like TNA but without the tremendous amount of suck.

-”Brother” count in Hogans promo: 13. (And I had no clue what the fuck he was talking about for most of it.

-Did we not just see Jordan and the Pope in the last week or 2?

-If there’s any “shenanigans” then Abyss‘s mask comes off? What would constitute shenanigans?

-Oh my god the Angle/Young promo was so lame. “You’re staying here!!” Awful.

-Doug Williams and Red was good.

-Lacey’s moonsault-elbow drop is retarded.

-I’m not buyin’ it AJ, I’m sorry.

-Ok, so Hogan spends the top of the show explaining how the Impact Zone is in lockdown and tells Eric Young if he wants to scrap, scrap them outside. When Angle decided to do that Hogan says no, sends him to the ring and opens the back door for Hall and Syxx?

-Gee, Hogan hit Hall. I’m shocked…. Baffled and befuddled. Sad.

However, this was the least objectionable WCW Impact of the Hogan/Bischoff era thus far, which isn’t saying much…

-Sheamus and Christian was a pretty good show-opener.

-I was getting Blair Witch flashbacks during the Legacy promo. Hold the fucking camera steady!!

-I looked away and looked back and saw CM Punk talking to Jarett from Subway!?

-New tag champs, pretty good match, cool finish.

-Loving the ‘Taker/HBK storyline.

-Was burying Jillian necessary for Gail and Maryse to further the angle?

-DiBiase in the HOF. Cool.

-Springer next week. Should be interesting.

-Why is Cena speaking for Bret?

-Wow, Bret didn’t look all that good in his little security scuffle…

-Bret smashing equipment was lame. This angle may be falling apart before it even gets started.

I have no idea when TFN started showing this but I haven’t seen any new Lucha in ages so this should be fun. Let’s go to the video tape!

-Apparently only 2 matches. I wonder if this is in any way recent.

-Match #1 is El Hijo Del Fantasma/La Mascara/Hector Garza vs. Heavy Metal/Texano Jr./Terrible.

-These broads at ringside look dirty as fuck.

-Rudos take fall #1 with a sweet baseball slide dropkick/powerbomb combo.

-Rudos are dominating.

-Tecnicos win fall 2 after Garza hits a hurracanrana off the top on Terrible.

-Tecnicos win an entertaining 3rd fall. Garza is awesome.

-Match #2 will see La Sombra/Volador Jr./Mistico (yes!) Take on Mephisto/Averno/Ephesto.

-Tecnicos take the first fall after a pair of ‘ranas.

-Volador Jr is amazingly quick.

-Rudos take the second fall after being dominated for most of the fall.

-Tecnicos win the 3rd fall and the match after a powerbomb by Volador. Great, really fun match.

“You have Type 3 Cryabetes!” – Carlton Hoogerdijk.

-Edge mentioning Jerichos mugshot on TMZ was awesome.

-Sheamus! What the fuck was that? That’s not how you hit a guy with the microphone!!

-Swagger and HHH was decent.

-Holy Fuck Shatner singing the entrance themes was a riot.

-Weak finish to Shawn and Orton but it served its purpose.

-Nice Jack Brisco tribute.

-Raw Match Negotiator was pretty funny too….

-Bret being bleeped saying ‘ass’ is ironic as hell.

-The Bret/Vince segment was interesting with Batista.

-Ezekial‘s not bad on the mic.

-Jackson and Regal vs. Christian/Kane was decent.

-Main event 6-man was fairly bland considering who was in it.