-Pamela Anderson has arrived…
-We are LIVE from Tampa Florida!! Vince and The King are your hosts.
-I want a cowboy hat with 3 flashing B’s like Jeff Jarrett.
-Match #1 is Razor Ramon vs. Double J!! TNA TNA!
-Love the Jarrett strut!
-Scott Hall has the best punches in wrestling.
-Good match, Jarrett wins by countout, therefore the title can’t change. Jarrett isn’t happy.
-Jarrett goads Razor back to the ring to continue the match, despite Razors apparent knee injury. We are back underway….
-Jarrett gets the win with a small package after Razor attempted the Razors edge but couldn’t pull it off due to his ailing knee. Well booked and fun match.
-Up next is IRS vs. The Undertaker.
-This was the days where Paul Bearer carried around that big huge fuckin’ urn.
-DiBiase brings out some weird henchman/Druid looking dudes….
-’Taker has pulled the sit-up gimmick 5 times in the match so far.
-’Taker wins with the chokeslam, not much to write home about.
-Post match, ‘Taker is wasting those Druids and King Kong fuckin’ Bundy comes out and beats down the Undertaker.
-Match #3 is Bret Hart vs Diesel for Diesels WWF Championship.
-Pretty long and busy match with inference from Shawn, Owen, Backlund, Jarrett, and The Roadie. Match was declared a draw. Bret carried Nash to a decent contest.
-Up next is tag team action, Sparkplug Holly and the 123 Kid vs. Bam Bam Bigelow and Tatanka.
-Sparky and the Kid get the W after Tatanka accidentally knocks his partner off the top rope.
-Pamela gets introduced to the crowd and its time to start the Royal Rumble.
-HBK draws #1. Bulldog is #2.
-A few surprises, like Dick Murdoch.
-And after the dust settles, only Shawn and the Bulldog remain.
-Shawn wins after the famous skin the cat. Pretty fun stuff.
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