He’s like a little me. He’s sitting down in a Flames jersey and no pants eating cheese and watching Artie Lange stand-up….

-I loved Rey getting involved with Shawn Michaels and the Undertaker.

-Mysterio vs. Michaels and HHH vs. Punk? Looks good on paper.

-Striker calling HHH “The father of the industry right now” was a little much.

-Didnt like the interference finish between HHH and Punk but I guess it was to be expected… Good match though.

-Jericho and R-Truth was pretty good.

-McEntire and Morrison was very good, kudos to both.

-For some reason I found Layla dressed as Piggy James really funny.

-HBK and Mysterio was tremendous, but the run in sucked.

My previous statement about the last show before a PPV being bland certainly didn’t apply here. Great show.

-”Brother” count in Hogans promo: 5.

-Said promo sucked and the music guy fucked up.

-Desmond has new gear.

-8 Card Stud tournament? Why not just call it a #1 contender tournament?

-The picture of Hogan and Dixie on Hogans desk is fucking hilarious….

-Sorry AJ, I’m not buying it….

-Daniels and Hernandez was decent.

-Saggs, your partner already used ‘bozos.’

-Lashley is fired??? How can this happen???

-I do have to say that I love the Beautiful Peoples entrance. There, I said it…

-The Knockouts 6-man was pretty fun.

-Earl did it for the money dammit!!

-Kendrik and the Guns vs. Red and Gen Me was awesome, could have used 5 more minutes. Shit, even 2.

-Ok, why would Magnus ask Terry to give the shot to Doug Williams? And why would he fucking do it??

-Anderson and Jarrett wasn’t bad. At least it had a clean finish.

Well, another tantalizing episode of WCW Impact…

-DX and Legacy was good but Rhodes and DiBiase were buried in my opinion.

-Vince says he has a decision concerning Bret Hart and Raw? Did he not say last week we wouldn’t see Bret again…?

-Cenas promo with Vince was pretty tremendous, however it didn’t make sense. Since when does Cena give a damn about Bret Hart?

-The vingette in the trailer with Carlito was pretty funny.

-They’ve done a good job of building up some strong sidebar angles for the rumble match, like Santino and Jack Swagger.

-Gail Kim and Alicia Fox was shit.

-Pretty bland show but the last episode before a ppv often is.

-3 Judges at ringside? What is this, TNA?

-Cheech and Cloudy vs. The Briscoes was a competitive squash if that makes any sense?

-Kenny King and Generico was good.

-The 3 judges for the title match on the 13th are King, Rodrick Strong and Cornette….

“What’s a whore Boris?” – My 7 year-old step son Jon while watching Robot Chicken. Bad parents….

-Ok, you have to change the fucking Impact logo now that the ring is gone. Think people….

-I love that Flair threw in a non-sensical story about how he banged Dixie Carter in the middle of his promo.

-AJ Flair Whoo!

-Horrid finish to Hernandez/Morgan vs. The British Invasion.

-Clips from Jarrett on Bubba’s Show. I’m sure that will be dropped right quick.

-Guess what? I still don’t give a fuck about Orlando Jordan.

-Im diggin’ The Pope but what the hell is that thing on his face?

-OJ and Dinero was shit.

-Thats a whole lot of blonde broads fighting it out.

-The Nasty Boys and Nash in the same match? Oh fuck.

-A little slow on Andersons mic there guys…

-Oh please tell me they aren’t….. Right when Bret and Vince is the biggest angle in WWE they mimic the Montreal screwjob? DO SOMETHING ORIGINAL!!!!

-Ok salvation, we get it. Let’s move on…

-Are they trying to turn Orton face? Is that what this Sheamus thing is all about?

-Carlito Dynamite.

-Ok, let’s get the obligatory guest host in-ring bullshit segment over with.

-Holy shit, JD Harmyer does sound like Napoleon Dynamite.

-The Miz has new music….

-Heder wasn’t bad.

-Kofi/Cena vs. Legacy wasn’t bad.

-Oh great, Heder is gonna wrestle.

-Eve. Worst. Dropkick. Ever.

-Divas tag sucked out loud.

-”The Flame??” That robe looks awfully familiar.

-Heder was a pretty good sport and that main event was fun, I must admit.

-Is this the end of DX??

-Ryder went over the top with some velocity!

-Ryder and the Hurricane was pretty good.

-The Homecoming battle royal was ok. My pick won

-The sound effect added Mike Tysons punch to Jericho was hilarious.

-Jericho and Morrison was quite good.

-I get the irony of the straight-edge head shaving being that Punk has long hair.

-Ok girls, figure out what you’re gonna do…

-Kane and Ziggler was decent.

-Rey and Batista was well booked and well done.