-Who the fuck is Nancy O’ Dell?

-The HHH phone call was mildly funny.

-Uh oh, HHH has created JeriShow dissention….

-Show over Jericho by countout. Sneaky, logical booking. I like the split for the ppv. Nice job.

-Not a fan of Maria Menudo or whatever the fuck her name is.

-Jillian Hall beat Mickie for the Divas title… Horrible finish…..

-So Nancy O’ Dell made a divas trade and Jillian must defend her title against Melina, Raws newest diva….

-Wow, way to royally fuck the first spot girls…

-And Melina is the new Divas champ is less then a minute….

-I do appreciate that most of the Raw guest hosts have a charity to shill.

-Haha gimmick infringement!

-Santino has a pretty fuckin’ sweet gig.

-”I faked every organism….”

-LOVED the WrestleMania ticket vingette. They have done such a great job in making WM the happenoing that it is that they just need a logo and a few clips and it strikes a chord in the fans and fires them up.

-I like the new graphics on the announce tables. Anything to show off the HD.

-Rhodes rolls up DiBiase. I love it. Adds a whole new wrinkle to the angle(s).

-Nancy O’Dell needs to die.

-the Colts are in the front row. To quote Steve Lankford “who gives a shit who gives a fuck.”

-Swagger and MVP was good for how short it was. Love the gutwrench powerbomb.

-This Bragging Rights match is going to be an epic clusterfuck.

-I miss Bournes Dragon Gate tights.

-I think they moved Bourne from ECW to soon.

-Kofi and Bourne was good but again, too short. But it is what it is…

-The HHH/Chavo vingette was funny, maybe I should watch Raw drunk all the time.

-Wow, Menunous has some child bearin’ hips!!

-I think when a worker takes a non-worker or “celebrity” and makes them look good in the ring, its something to hang their hat on. Alicia Fox did that on this occasion.

-Nice quick promo by The Miz.

-DiBiase pins Orton in the main event. Love it.

-Cena vs. HHH next week…

-Show opens with some insane brawl with everyone and their dog in the ring…. Which turns into a Sabu/Taz pull apart.

-This evolves into New Jack diving onto the whole roster from above the entranceway… Which leads to TV opening.

-Joey says this show will recap Hostile City Showdown ’97.

-It appears we will open with Taz vs. RVD. Sweet.

-This is how I choose to remember Taz and his legacy.

-RVD eats it pretty bad on a dive.

-Taz wins with the Tazmission. Vintage ECW, good times.

-Next we go to clips of Terry Funk and Brian Lee.

-Terry hits the Asai moonsault… Sort of…

-Terry hits a moonsault… Sort of….

-Funk gets the win after a ddt through a trash can. Perfectly clipped.

-Awesome Barely Legal promo spot.

-Up next clips of Pitbull 1 and Shane Douglas I Quit match.

-Douglas wins after Pitbulls next is caught in the ropes and he quits. Great finish.

-Ah, the mysterious masked man… I think what he’d like to have now is all you fat, out of shape….

-Up next is clips of the Elimonators vs. The Dudleys. Yes yes y’all….

-Kronus is a fucking mess.

-Fun match. Dudleys hit 3D to win the titles.

-Fun Dudleys vingette.

-We move to what appears to be Balls Mahoney vs. The Sandman.

-Sandy wins with a leg drop off the top. Clipped to shit.

-Another Sabu/Taz hype video for the PPV.

-Up next is Sabu vs. Spike Dudley.

-Sabu mocks Taz with a suplex. Fuck, they built that match so well and it totally delivered.

-Sabu makes Spike tap with the Tazmission. Epic.

-Sabu speaks…. Even more epic.

-Fonzie hits the ring to talk shit and Sabu destroys him through a table!

God I love this shit.

Who keeps giving Jonathen Torrens TV shows? I saw the commercials for his new show on TV Tropolis so I gave it a shot and it fucking blows.

Now, Jonovision also blew, but I liked saying “Jonovision.” If memory served me, he got his start on Street Cents which was an interesting show back in the day, but what have you done for me lately.

His only redeeming quality was his portrayal of Shane McKay on Degrassi TNG. Other then that, he should ke kicked in the head. (See what I did there…..?)

-Tonight, round 2 of the Austin Aries Lucky Lottery. And the winner is…. Sugarfoot Alex Payne…..

-Aries somewhat handily dispatches Payne to retain the strap.

-Necro Butcher and Bison Smith was a bland brawl.

-Tyler Black and Rhett Titus was really good. That finish is fucking sick.

-Chris Hero and KENTA was fucking epic.

-Oh, the new ring-annoucer-broad is on.

-I hate when they call it “the land of extreme.”

-Yes!! Tony Atlas laugh!

-Dreamer/Goldust vs. Jackson/Kozlov was a pretty solid textbook wrestling match. Weak finish unfortunatly.

-Regal is awesome.

-Tatsu over Regal for the 2nd week in a row, but their appears to be controversy. Decent matchup.

-Zack Ryder and Christian meshed really well together. Fun match.

-Alex Shelly was almost fucking killed with an overhead belly-to-belly.

-No limit and the Guns was excellent.

-The 8 man with Nash, Angle, Chono and co. Was decent. Bernard looks like he’s gained more weight.

-Dudleys win the IWGP tag titles in a bland “hardcore” match.

-All the TNA talent went over, unsurprisingly.

-This is an interesting concept for TNA and North American wrestling. I hope there are more.

-Opening segment with Foley and Abyss was too long.

-Nice promo by Eric Young.

-Ok, so we end a bounty and then start a new one….

-Thank you Eric Young for shortening a Kevin Nash match.

-New X champ, Red defeats Joe with help from the Boss.

-The Knockout elimination match was ok for what it was.

-I’ve lost interest in what Sting and Angle are saying to the point that I’ve stopped listening.

-How dare Joe interrupt the new MCMG video…

-Chantals right, they really do have someone run in during every match.

-Oh man, the finish of the Abyss/Morgan vs. Foley/Angle was brutal.

-Rothlisberger is pretty good on the stick.

-Diva bowl was well done.

-Cena and Orton…. Again. Iron man.

-Primo has pyro?

-Wow, great stip for the Miz…. Who’s idea was that?

-Nice of Big Ben to dress up….

-The Steelers/DX/JeriShow segment was good but too long.

-Miz and Kofi was good. I like Miz as champ.

-DX and JeriShow had a pretty hot finish. Fun match. Was that not a title match?

-Delerious and Sonjay was decent, nothing revolutionary.

-I like Eddie Kingstons intensity.

-Nice Habs shirt on El Generico.

-Joey Ryan is in the Embassy?

-Ryan and Roderik Strong was good.

-The tag-team rumble was excellent.

I forgot I had a divX disc with some old ECW TV I haven’t watched. This should be fun. Let’s go to the video tape…

-Just seeing Joey in the ring makes me giddy….

-We are in Scranton PA… Wonder if Dwight is there.

-We open with the bWo hitting the ring with Joey.

-Haha! They had a blonde chick planted in the crowd to jump in and kiss Stevie. Kinda looked like Chastity.

-Stevie says he wants a shot at Ravens title at the ppv in April.

-Raven hits the ring and DDT’s Da Blue Guy and Hollywood Nova. Stevie wants to fight but Raven powders saying “I haven’t even begun to screw with you yet.”

-ECW “Closer/Thunderkiss” TV opening. I’m in my glory.

-Joey hypes Barely Legal.

-First match features Taz vs. Spike Dudley. Clipped to hell, Taz gets the win with the Tazmission. Its all about Taz/Sabu hype. Less then a minute shown.

-Up next, clips of Tommy Rich and Chris Chetti. Rich gets the win after interference fron Little Guido. Just the finish shown.

-Next, clips of RVD and Sabu vs. The Eliminators. All 4 try and climb a ladder which collapses much to the delight of the fans.

-I don’t know if my episode is fucked but mid-match it jumps to Dreamer and Sandmans entrance vs. The Dudleys.

-Dreamer cuts a promo saying “This ain’t no RAW match, this is EC fuckin’ W!!!” Irony….

-We jump to clips of Lance Storm vs. Axl Rotten. Jesus, we’re all over the map here…

-Storm has the rat tail… Brutal.

-After his win the Dudleys jump Storm and Axl joins in on the fun until the Gangstas hit the ring and we get your classic Gangstas plunder brawl.

-The Eliminators hit the ring to make this situation more interesting. Storm, Saturn and Kronus clear the ring of their develish foes. Sign Guy gets Total fucking Elimination!!

-Dudleys and Gangstas brawl on the floor!! Its pandemonium!!

-Joey has your ECW Hotline shill.

-Live dates plug. (A farmers market??)

-Extreme Warfare Vol. 2 ad. I think I’ve seen that spot a million times.

-Joey plugs Hostile City ’97 as the last Arena show before the PPV.

-Barely Legal T-Shirt shill. Operators are standing by.

-Fancam clips hyping Taz vs. Sabu from Trenton NJ.

-Sabu vs. Taz music video to hype PPV match. They did such a good job of giving that the big match feel.

-Joel Gertner promo with a $100 bill taped to his forehead. Says no one will take it because he rolls with the Dudleys. Bubba Ray and D-Von talk shoit about the Gangstas. Sweet promo.

-Followed by the trademark ECW “Pulp Fiction Promos” up first, The Eliminators….

-Saturn talks shit about Vince and Bischoff.

-Promo continues with Tommy Rich and the FBI.

-And Shane Douglas and Francine…

-And the Pitbulls….

-And RVD….

-And Brian Lee…

-And Terry Funk and Raven….

-And Tommy Dreamer…

-Shill some more merch.

-Time for the TV main event. Candido vs. Louie Spicoli (both RIP)

-I forgot Brian Lee was in the Triple Threat.

-Candido rolls him up for the win in a classic ECW finish. Candido plays the buffoon so well. The Triple Threat beat down Spicoli until the Pitbulls make the save.

Fun hour of TV, I love this shit. EC fuckin’ W!!!