Let’s see what our friends in Calgary got….

-Haha, King says “they think a little differently up here.” Preparing the viewers for some heel-cheering.

-The mix of Jericho and Big Shows music is brutal.

-Huge pop for Jericho.

-The diva 4-way was a bit of a cluster but fun to watch.

-Slaughters heeling out… Kinda lame but humorous.

-That guy ripped his sign in half!! Too funny.

-”Not only did Jack Swagger not win the match, he lost the match!” Good job King…

-Bourne and Swagger was good but too short.

-Hated the shove by MVP on Swagger. Strong heels people! Swagger got punked bad.

-Ok. DX vingette #1. Lame.

-Jillian singing God Bless America, lame. Slaughters one promo was enough.

-Eugene? What the fuck? Contract on a pole? Calgary Kid? Trying to figure out who it is.

-Oh wait, I know…. And I was right. Miz is in pretty good shape!

-DX vingette #2. Lame.

-Swagger gets his heat back… Sort of.

-DX vingette #3. Lame (except for Summer Fest comment.) Shawn Michaels beats kids….

-The Bret Hart tease was pretty badly done but kinda funny.

-So Hornswoggle finally gets taken out…. And not by Chavo….

-Nice swerve with Jerichos promo.

-Ah the ‘Dome!

-Jericho and Cena was decent.

-The RKO off Cenas shoulders was cool.

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“I’m looking forward to that like a nail through my dick.” – Chris.

-Santino and Chris Masters was blah.

-Reks/Tatsu vs. Regal/Burchill was decent.

-Wrigley Field looks cool.

-Knox and Rey was ok, nothing special.

-The Embassy has to be the longest running faction in ROH history.

-Oh Prince Nana, you dastardly heel…

-Delirious and Silas Young was decent.

-A “slap the porpoise” sign? Don’t encourage that fuck….

-A Danielson vingette on his future. Irony…

-Mark Briscoe successfully returns against Alex Payne.

-Davey Richards and Generico turned into a fun little brawl. Loved the ECDub chant at the old arena.

I didn’t make it. Not even close. Epic fail.

It’s almost 2… It was raining earlier but stopped and I was considering taking a walk but it has started to downpour which effectively nixes that idea….

The bizarre thing is I really don’t feel like watching wrestling which sucks because now is a great time to eliminate some stuff on the PVR.

No sooner did I send that last post, and I set down my Blackberry and inadvertently knocked over my last Rock Star and spilled half of it….

Ok, So Chantal wants me to stay up until 9 or so so she can sleep in (I keep my overnight work sleep schedule and the Captain gets up at 7-ish) so I’m trying to figure out what to do to keep busy. Its 1:30 and I’m flipping between An Evening With Kevin Smith 2 on Super Channel and King of Kong on Movie Central. I’m also on my last Rock Star (There is however a fridge full of beer…) Its gonna be a long night.

We continue our journey down SummerSlam lane… Let’s go to the video tape….

-We open with Flexy Lexy and Yokozuna on the intrepid.

-lol!! Peter Taglianetti tried to slam Yoko, I didn’t know that!!

-Lex arrived by chopper…

-Our first match is from 1992 at Wembley. El Matador takes on Papa Shango, which apparently was not shown on the original ppv event.

-Shango wins with a fucked up shoulderbreaker.

-Up next is Curt Hennig vs. Shawn Michaels from 1993.

-HBK wins by countout. Shitty finish to a great match.

-How’s this for a clusterfuck… The Warlord/Hercules/Paul Roma vs. Steamboat/Kerry Von Erich/British Bulldog….

-Piper was good on commentary.

-Fun match, a bit of a clusterfuck but its all good. Babies get the win.

-We see clips of the Lex Express with the “Hero” song. Makes me hate and love wrestling all at the same time.

-Our final match is Lex and Yoko from 1993 in Detroit.

-Man, Yoko was huge.

-Luger wins by countout… Yay.

-And then babyface locker roon comes out to celebrate a countout win…