Well, with the new Shaw PVR I have decided (for better or worse) to start watching weekly wrestling again, so I have 3 weeks of Impact to get through, amongst other things…. Haven’t seen TNA in a while, away we go…

-We are (not really) live from the Impact Zone, your hosts are Tenay and Donruss West.

-Buh-Buh’s little mohawk is sad.

-Team 3D vs. Sting and Angle was shit.

-Jesus, Angle is a spit-machine. It’s gross….

-2 Segments in 32 minutes…. Interesting.

-And then a recap of those 32 minutes…. Well done guys….

-Good god what the fuck was Steiner talking about?

-Good god Scott Steiner is terrible….

-I don’t know how I feel about Joe’s facepaint but I’m not sure if there is a storyline behind it.

-Your next entrant…. Non-descript blonde girl #12!!!

-How do you spell Sojourner Bolt??

-The Machineguns… Finally time for some WRESTLING.

-Are we still living in a world where they blur out the middle finger?

-Dr. Stevie? Oh yes yes YES!! TNA! TNA!

-ODB’s Angle…. Wow.

-Mick Foleys Hardcore History. I don’t know how I feel about this. What does it add to the show?

-Thanks for the Hebner history lesson Mike.

-I hate when someone uses someone else’s first name 50 times in a promo. “Do you want to win it this way Kurt?” “Can you say that Kurt?” “What about integrity Kurt?” “Just know this Kurt…”

-Stings promo was hot, except for all the “Kurt’s.”

-The ending of the show was pretty good.

Well, if that’s Impact, then so be it. Maybe the PVR wasn’t such a great idea after all. But I’m no quitter, so bring on the suck!!!!