I won tickets to The Police! Saturday night shall be awesome. Sloan are opening so all is right with the world.
This morning I saw a guy get his head stuck in an elephants ass on Worlds Most Amazing Home Videos. They said it was a "horrific ordeal" but I thought it was a fucking riot
The toilets at work are continually flushing. I'm worries I'm going to get sucked in.
The Jays took 2 of 3 from the Yankees. Not too bad.
Fuck man, I gotta clean my place up….
-Snitsky continues to mow through the competition. Poor Tommy is almost at jobber status.
-Thorn made short work of his jobber. Looks like a bit of a push is coming his way.
-Matt Striker and Bret Majors was a good little match. I don’t know much about these Majors bros. Grizz?
-Cor Von’s music doesn’t suit him at all. Sounds like Was Not Was…..
-Main event was pretty good. Cool to see Punk and RVD team up. I still don’t like Marcus Cor Von or Monty Brown or whatever the fuck his name is this week.
"Fuck around!" – Drew.
So we went into the drive-through at McD's and after we ordered we decided we wanted Tacos instead. So when it was our turn to pick up our food, Chantal just drove right through with a huge grin on her face like she was Bonnie and Clyde and had just committed the fucking crime of the century.
Too funny.
"You're driving with your fucking elbows? So this is how I'm gonna die….." – Me.
The Smashing Pumpkins took the stage last night for the first time since December 2, 2000. The show was the first in a long series of summer concerts for the reunited Pumpkins, which features original members Billy Corgan and drummer Jimmy Chamberlain augmented by new recruits Jeff Schroeder (guitar, ex-Lassie Foundation), Ginger [Sling] Reyes (bass, Halo Frendlies) and Lisa Harriton (keyboards).
The band played a 3-hour, 29-song set which featured several songs from their upcoming album Zeitgeist, including the new single “Tarantula”. Zeitgeist is due to hit shelves July 10.
The entire set, performed in front of a packed crowd of 2200 at Paris’ Grand Rex, is below:
“United States”
“Today”
“Stand Inside Your Love”
“Orchid”
“Doomsday Clock”
“Home”
“Hummer”
“Starz”
“Tarantula”
“Bullet”
“Gossamer”
“God and Country”
“33″
“Rocket”
“Winterlong”
“To Sheila”
“Glass and the Ghost”
“Cherub Rock”
“1979″
“Tonight”
“Neverlost”
“That’s the Way”
“Disarm”
“Zero”
“Untitled”
Encore 1:
“Shame”
“Silverfuck”
Encore 2:
“Annie Dog”
“Muzzle”
Credit: Billboard.com
Something about Green Day singing “Working Class Hero” by John Lennon on American Idol is so unwholesome and wrong that I feel ill.
Green Day are the new U2, and I don’t mean that in a good way.
-I love the old school event openings. I haven’t seen some of this shit in years.
-Live at The Summit in Houston Texas. Gorilla and Jesse the Body are your hosts.
-The Hacksaw Jim Duggan foam 2×4′s were selling like hotcakes. Come to think of it, I think I had one……..
-The opening 6 man of The Rogeaus and Dino Bravo vs. The Hart Foundation and Jim Duggan was a fun little match.
-Dibiase doesn’t seem happy with the number he drew for the Rumble, but its “Good news for Bad News.”
-The Warrior/Rude posedown is boring me.
-Rockin’ Robin vs. Judy Martin sucked and Sherri was brutal on commentary.
-Loved the jobbers carrying King Haku to the ring.
-Ax and Smash drew #’s 1 and 2. Nice touch.
-“Rugged” Ronnie Garvin. There’s a blast from the past.
-Outlaw Ron Bass. Awesome.
-Andre eliminates himself running from Damien. Crowd pops.
-Hogan eliminated Savage! The Mega-Powers explode!!
-The Red Rooster got zero pop. Poor Terry.
-Big Jon Studd wins the 1989 Royal Rumble. Not everyone has a price Mua ha ha haaa!