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Monthly Archives: March 2007
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So I'm thinking of starting a 2nd blog just for videos. Good idea?
BBB’s Notebook: WWE Royal Rumble 1988 Thoughts
Its Box Set time kids! I'm too lazy to do a full review, and I want to sit back and enjoy but here's the bullet points.
-Crowd is hot!
-The broad with the megaphone in the front row needs to die.
-Whats with the scar on Steamboats face?
-Ricky Steamboat vs. Rick Rude was an excellent match.
-The Dino Bravo bench press segment is horrible. Mean Gene had to keep reminding the crowd Bravo wanted quiet to get heat.
-The Jumping Bomb Angels vs. The Glamour Girls was surprisingly good. Quite funny that Vince got the Angels names just in time for the third fall.
-Loved the old footage of DiBiase trying to buy the belt from Hogan.
-The Hogan/Andre contract signing was all kinds of old cheesy goodness. DiBiase is hugely underrated.
-Fuck, I really thought Brunzell was gonna win.
-Ventura is GOLD. I hated him so much when I was a kid.
-Duggan wins! Where's his title shot!? Hacksaw vs. Cena WrestleMania 23.
-The Young Stallions and The Islanders as the main event?
-Man, the building cleared out fast!
-Awesome show, a lot of fun.
What!?
Word is that Paul McCartney sent Heather Mills flowers for her opening night on Dancing with the Stars. What the fuck is that all about?
I’m Stoked!!
I got a (perfectly legal…..) Copy of Nero from Tyler and I tested it by downloading the episode of Greys Anatomy that Chantal missed and I burned it and it works on the dvd player.
SO…. I downloaded the last 5 episodes of WSX from bit torrent last night and I am now burning them. I'm excited to finally see this shit.
And the calls are coming in from Stern listeners that voted for Sanjaya…. Apparently "dialidol.com" is saying he got solid votes from California, Texas and New Jersey. But there is talk that there is fine print in the Idol rules that they can basically ignore votes and do whatever they want. Tonight will be interesting.
So I have decided….
That the iPod is the second greatest invention ever, behind the Satelite Radio.
I have grown quite fond of my little 4 GB pink mini and I'm looking forward to getting a nice big fat 80 GB that I can load up with all my tunes.
Wow
Baby Quinn is so adorable. Baby and mom are doing fine which is awesome. Logan on the other hand is having a rough stretch but he's going to be good as new (which he is!) In no time.
BBB’s Notebook: ECW on Global 03/16/07
I keep forgetting to record the ECW show so I’m a little out of the loop but hey, how hard could it be to catch up. Let’s get this shit over with.
Show opens with Randy Orton yelling at Edge because he has to face Lashley tonight.
New opening video.
We are live in Trenton New Jersey. Joey Styles and Tazz have the call.
The New Breed make their way to the ring for….
Over the top rope battle royal. Elijah Burke, Matt Striker, Marcus Cor Von, Kevin Thorn, Sabu, Rob Van Dam, Sandman, Tommy Dreamer – Everyone pairs off early. Striker eliminates Sandman. Sabu and RVD eliminate Cor Von. Thorn eliminates Sabu. Nice sunset flip powerbomb by RVD on Striker. Van Dam eliminates himself and Kevin Thorn witha cross body. Tommy is alone with Burke and Striker. Dreamer fights his way out of a corner and eliminates Striker. Burke jumps him from behind. Burke dropkicks Tommy off the top rope but Dreamer hangs on to avoid hitting the floor, Burke puts the boots to Tommy but he won’t fall and Dreamer eliminates Burke for the win. All the originals celebrate with Dreamer in the ring. Mick Foleys music hits and he heads to the ring. Commercial break.
Back from commercial, Foley has the mic and says people think he’s there for a cheap pop and a book plug and they are right. But he’s also here to talk about WrestleMania. Foley says he sold out at ONS 2. He says he’s proud of his book. He says everyone should buy it including Tommy Dreamer. Foley says his pop isn’t like it used to be because of ONS because he shined the spotlight on Dreamer. Foley says he will be at WrestleMania hiding in the upper deck. He says he will chant ECW with all the fans. Awesome promo, I’ll try and put it up ASAP. Snitsky video. Commercial break.
Kellys Expose. Dancing broads, but Snitskys (awesome new) music hits and he hits the ring and the Nitro Girls bail.
Snitsky vs. Michael Deacon and Danny Jacks – He dispatches one to the floor, Big boots the other one and its over before it started. He is an ugly motherfucker.
Backstage CM Punk is taping up when Elijah Burke approaches and says he went about it wrong when he asked Punk to join the New Breed. He says he has a better chance of winning Money in the Bank with the New Breed in his corner. Commercial.
Battle of the Billionaires promo video.
Bobby Lashley vs. Randy Orton – Edges music hits and he makes his way to ringside. Orton takes the advantage early, choking him on the middle rope but Lashley fights back and Orton powders. Commercial. Back from commercial, Orton has Lashley in a Boston Crab. Lashley struggles to the ropes and Orton unleashed the Garvin Stomp. Lashley gets up and hits Orton with an ugly backdrop but Orton holds on the the offense. Orton goes for the RKO but Lashley shrugs him off. Edge tries to interfere but gets caught by the ref and banished from ringside. Hmmm a little fishy. Orton is pissed and Edge has a shit eating grin as he walks to the back. Commercial break. Back from the break, they battle on the floor with Orton using the ring steps. Orton hits a vertical suplex on the floor. Back in the ring Orton gets a 2 count. Orton once again stomps all over Lashley and drops a big knee for another 2 count. “Sanjaya Sucks” sign in the crowd, too funny. Orton reapplies the Boston Crab and this match is really starting to suck. Orton uses the top rope for leverage. Lashley grabs to bottome rope to break the hold. Boring chants from the crowd. Lashley avoids a charge from Orton and he hits the ringpost shoulder first. Lashley shoulder blocks Orton in the corner more then once and gets a 2 count. Lashley beats down Orton in the corner and hits a powerslam for the pin and the win. Vinces music hits and out he comes looking pissed. Nice suit though.
Main event was weak but this show beat the shit out of this weeks TNA Impact.
BBB’s Notebook: TNA Impact 03/15/07
Show opens with clips of Sundays…. Stellar pay per view. Sure made that piece of shit look good.
To the ring, Jim Cornette is in the 6 sides of steel. He announces a 10 man lethat lockdown as the main event for Lockdown. He introduces the team captains. Out first in Christian Cage. The captain of team two is Kurt Angle. Christian says he doesn’t like the sound of this match. Corny basically says tough shit and on with the show.
TNA iMPACT! Opening.
Mike Tenay and Don West are at the desk and they go over tonights program.
AJ Styles music hits and he hobbles to the ring on a crutch wearing a neckbrace. He says the doctors are saying his neck and back will never be the same. Says he can’t put food on the table for his kids. He says Rhino is going to come out and call his wife and tell her he won’t be bringing home a check. Rhino makes his way to the ring. He says he might have already called her and he may knock the crap out of him again. Styles says he wants this to be over. Rhino yells a lot and says its over. And they shake hands. Styles tries to blindside Rhino with the crutch but he catches him but Styles nails a low blow and beats him down with the crutch. Commercial time, including a Shaw WrestleMania ad.
Lockdown ad.
Back from commercial Rhino is fighting back but Christian shows up and jumps Rhino with another crutch but Angle and Joe hit the ring and its a standoff, but Cage scampers over the cage to safety.
Backstage JB is with LAX and Alex Shelly. Shelly says crackalate and Konnan spouts some confusin shit I didn’t understand. He says LAX will whip 3Ds asses tonight. Commercial time again.
Back, Kevin Nash is in the ring with Sonjay Dutt. Backstage Chris Sabin is playing PS2. Sabin says he is the god of wrestling. Bob Backlund interrupts and asks why they are being exclusionary. Backlund freaks out on Borash for interrupting his training.
Back to the ring, Nash serenades Jal Lethal with Macho Mans music and out comes Lethal. He hams it up on his way to the ring.
Kaz vs. Jerry Lynn vs. Jay Lethal – 25 minutes into the fucking show, about time for a match. Lethat gets caught in a neckbreaker for a 2. Lynn slides in and attacks Kaz and hits an inverted ddt. Nice roll up/suplex by Kazarian on both men Lethal hits the “Lethal Combo” on Kaz for the win. Chris Daniels hots the ring and clubs all 3 with a baseball bat. Last rites for Jerry Lynn. Hate the face pain.
JB is backstage with Styles and Cage. Cage says AJ is the first member of his team for Lockdown. Styles says Cage promised him a title shot if he was on his team. Commercial.
LAX and Alex Shelly head to the ring…..
LAX and Alex Shelly vs. Team 3D and Brother Runt – Hernandex clubs down Dvon to start. Dvon hits a Thesz press to retaliate. LAX target Rays taped arm, Homicide stretches it on the top rope but Ray cathes him in a side slam for a 2. Runt tags in and hits a big double stomp from the top. Commercial break. Back from ad break Shelly and Hernandez each hit huge splashes on Runt from the top. Dvon takes out all 3 members of LAX, Shelly trys to escape the ring but Ray stops him. Dvon nails Shelly with a powerslam. Hernandez throws Runt at Jonny Rodz. 3D hit the wassup spot. Get the table! Rodz helps Dvon get the table in the ring. They hit 3D on Shelly. Ref is distracted and Hernandez rolls up Dvon for the win. Konnan takes the mic and says next LAX will take 3Ds legacy, whatever that meand.
Backstage Seotonin and Raven argue. Raven says they are entering an adventure in pain. He wants to inflict psychological damage. Raven tells Shane to hit Kaz but he says no. He tells Devine to do it and he says no. Raven says he will help them whether they like it or not. Commercial.
Back, JB is in the loo with Eric Young who is cleaning the toilets. Young says he needs to get out of the contract. Borash tells Young to call his friend. Robert Roode sends JB away and then berates Young.
Back in the ring, Christian and AJ adress the fans. Cage introduces Abyss as the third member of his team. Abyss is hesitant to enter the ring, Stings music hits. He stands atop the ramp and tells Christian Abyss doesn’t want to be on his team. He says Abyss is a new man. Christian says Sting doesn’t care about Abyss. Cornette comes out and says next week Styles and Cage will face Sting and Abyss. Sting wants to do it now and all 4 brawl in the ring to end the (shitty) show.
