Show opens with clips of Lashley vs. Kennedy.
Tonights main event will be Lashley vs. Kennedy vs. Hardcore Holly.
Flooooooooooooor!!!!
We are live from San Diego, Joey and Tazz in the booth.
Elijah Burke, Matt Striker, Marcus Cor Von and Kevin Thorn all head to the ring. Burke says pure skills beat the ECW originals last week. Striker says tonight they will teach the originals another lesson and any one of them can beat any original. They choose Kevin Thorn. Out come Tommy, Sandman, RVD and Sabu. They decide RVD will compete.
Rob Van Dam vs. Kevin Thorn – Thorn muscles Van Dam early, but RVD uses kicks to knock him to the floor. Nice plancha. The new breed jump Van Dam on the floor and chaos ensues. Everyone brawls.
Commercial.
Back from commercial Thron has the advantage in the ring. Everyone else has been banished to the back. RVD hits a spinning heel kick and both are down. Back up and trading punches and RVD wins. Arian has huge boobs. More kicks from Van Dam. Cross body for a 2. Van Dam hits the 5 star for the win. Watchable but nothing special.
Snitsky vingette.
Money in the Bank qualifier – CM Punk vs. Johnny Nitro – Melina has her new belt. Headlock takeover by Punk. Nice heel kick by Punk for a 2. Nitro hits a nice sprngboard kick of his own. The advantage changes hands many times. Punk takes over with knee strikes. Double underhook backbreaker for 2. Nitro hits a kick in the ropes after Melina distracts Punk. Nitro misses a corkscrew moonsault off the top and Punk drops Nitro on his knee for the pin. Pretty decent match. Punk is going to WrestleMania.
Rebecca is in the back with Mr. Kennedy. Holly interrupts him and says ECW is Hollys world.
La Resistance vs. Los Luchas (who the fuck??) – They jump the Luchas and take it to them. And after a double team neck breaker it’s over. Lame.
After the match Snitsky hits the ring to kick Lucha ass. He is an ugly fucker, and the sad thing is that it isn’t his fault.
Lashley sob story vingette.
Kellys expose. 3 broads dance. Yay.
Tazz and Styles plug Hennigs HoF induction.
Lashley vs. Mr. Kennedy vs. Hardcore Holly – Kennedy and Lashley brawl early. Lashley fights back and takes it to his 2 opponents, but runs shoulder first into the ringpost. Kennedy takes it to him with nice boot scrapes. Lashley battles back with a belly to belly on Holly. Kennedy pulls Lashley to the floor but gets tossed into the steps. Holly hits the floor and tosses Lashley back into the ring and locks on a chinlock. Lashley backs him into the corner and takes on both men but gets caught in a snake eyes, and then Holly uses a chair. Holly hits the Alabama Slam but Kennedy pulls out the ref and low blows Holly. Kennedy tries to hit Lashley with a chair but hits Holly, Lashley hits Kennedy with the powerslam for the pin and the victory. Not bad but nothing special again.
