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House’s John Laurie and Flames goaltender Miika Kipprussof? (I don’t really see it…. Maybe a little.)

My Experience of the Laundry Mat…
By Karla B.

So last night I decided that I better go to the laundry mat to wash my clothes instead of it taking me all night to do at the apartment. Things were all going fine and dandy until I put my clothes into the dryer and some old man decided to start talking to me. I just thought he would like talk for maybe 5 minutes or so but no….For forty minutes I heard all about the Lord Jesus Christ!

This man went on and on reciting the Gospel word for word back to me, even stating the Chapter and Verse from the Bible. I couldn’t believe it. I figured he’d give it up after a couple minutes noticing I wasn’t really paying attention to him but no; he went on and on and on. He then asked me if I was a Christian and I said yes but I don’t go to church often. Once he heard that he asked me if I was able to say the name “Lord Jesus Christ”. So I said it and he then figured I needed to pray with him. He tried and tried to get me to repeat after him “Lord Jesus Christ, I repent my sins…” I looked at him and thought to myself this dude is crazy…But I politely said “Yes I believe in God but right now I do not need to pray.” He sat silent for a few moments and I thought I just may get lucky and he would leave me alone. Boy was I wrong…All over again he started reciting more words from the Bible. One after another remembering to include the Chapter and the Verse, I was simply amazed…How could he remember all of this, myself I have never even read the Bible. I know a few things but to be able to recite word for word I’ve never seen before except from our Pastor.

After he was done reciting verses he then went on to tell me how he had never heard the Gospel till the age of thirty-eight; Stating that it changed his life forever. He will now be going to Heaven and hoping that just by spreading the word of God that he will not be going alone. I got to hear about when he was younger being a biker and wanting to ride for the Hells Angels which he now realizes was only going to send him to Hell.

Another part of his rambling on was that Jesus can do anything and everything. When you need him you just call his name. I got to heard all about his “near” death experiences and how just simply saying “Lord Jesus Help Me” things instantly changed. Which I do not believe but that is me…

He then began to ask me if I do drugs…or if I drink…or if I go to bars…Is that really any of him business; I don’t really thing so…But I said no to all three hoping that he would be satisfied…boy was I wrong again! I then got to hear all about different people getting killed at clubs and young people murdered at parties. He also told me that drugs, alcohol and partying is a straight road to hell and there is no way to be freed unless you repent your sins to Jesus himself.

Finally the dryer stopped…I thought to myself “I am free!” I can fold my laundry and get out of here. Was I wrong again…Even while I was folding my laundry I got to hear more stories of Jesus and how he changes the world…I heard that if you show compassion he will show compassion. He also told me that all we need in life is the faith to believe in “Our Lord Jesus” and that if we repent our sins all of our sins will be forgiven.

So it’s now forty minutes later and I have my laundry folded and put in the bag, I am trying to leave but the dude will not stop talking. So I finally said “Have a good night and take care” All the way out the door he repeated “May God Bless You”…”When you need him just call his name”… “repent your sins and your sins will be forgiven” oh and I can’t forget I got a couple more verses from the Gospel…and out the door I went and the forty minutes of Hell was now over…

As I drove home I was in pure amazement…Never expected that to happen when it started out as a nice quiet night at the laundry mat…I will remember next time not to go alone…

Angle was on Bubba The Love Sponge the other day and had some interesting things to say…. Try and follow along….

- He makes more money with TNA than WWE. – Dixie Carter is a better business person than Vince McMahon could ever be. – TNA had their highest rating ever last week and that their ratings are better than Smackdown and ECW. – Hopes to have Big Show and Hogan in TNA and said Big Show was the hardest worker in WWE and Vince did not appreciate him. – Nash cannot wrestle for a year and he would like to have him wrestle when he is ready. – There are rumors about Jericho coming in. – He talked to a doctor about Vince and Vince “looks like a heart-attack waiting to happen”. – WWE got their business deal with China because of him. He then clarified he passed a number onto Shane and he never received credit. – HHH is a “slimeball” but has great ideas and great psychology and will be best for WWE after he retires. – Again stated TNA had a 1.5 last week and beat Smackdown . – Hogan, Goldberg might come in and then they will beat RAW. – The three top free-agents for TNA are Hogan, Show and Jericho. – Test is a multi-millionaire from real estate. – Jericho was drunk and started a fight with Test in WWE and held his own. – Test has nothing wrong with him and should have been pushed better. – He brought Bobby Lashley into Pro Wrestling. – Christian needs to change to be a true heel and that is what they (Angle and TNA) are doing with him and that he hopes Christian has a long run as champ, but needs to change his style and take direction better. Angle will have a match of the year with him soon. – He does not know if he is a babyface or not currently in TNA, but likes his character. – He is doing commercials for Bald Guys – a grooming company with shampoo for bald men. – Undertaker stiffed him in the ring after Kurt told him he did not understand the “carny speak” in the ring during their first match. – Talked briefly about his concussion and said he has no idea how the Iron Man match wound up being that good. He apologized to Samoa Joe and claimed Joe will take a month off soon because of injuries. – He had a 5-star match with Hogan at King of the Ring and said he has a lot of respect for Hogan. – Admitted he is an agent and writer and said if Big Show comes in, he would be undefeated and Kurt would make sure of that. – Talked about his heat with Shawn Michaels over the fact Michaels did not go to Smackdown when asked. He claimed that McMahon lied when he said Angle was his top choice to switch brands. He then admitted that Michaels was the one that said he would put over Angle at WM. This was right after he said Michaels did not put people over. – RVD admitted to Angle that he had no idea how to work and that he only hits highspots and points to himself and says “RVD”. – He wants Bubba as a manager in TNA. – He wants Tito Ortiz on the phone next week live on Bubba’s show to talk to him about fighting.

Wrestling Society X is being listed as airing on CFTO in Canada on February 4 at 1:35am. WSX debuts in the United States tomorrow night at 11:00pm and also airs on Sunday at Midnight. The show “officially” debuts on Tuesday (January 30) at 10:30pm going head-to-head with the last 30 minutes of ECW on Sci Fi.

What is CFTO? Is that MTV Canada?

Foie gras refers to the livers of birds fattened by gavage.’ Foie gras’ (French for “fat liver”) is “the liver of a duck or a goose that has been specially fattened by gavage” (as defined by French law)

“I’m gonna be a dad.” – Anonymous.

Van Halen have reunited with original frontman David Lee Roth for the first time in 20 years.The band are set to announce details of a 40-date tour this summer.

The reunited group will feature Eddie Van Halen’s son Wolfgang on bass, replacing original bassist Michael Anthony, plus drummer Alex Van Halen.

Speaking last May, when asked about a reunion Roth said: “I see it absolutely as an inevitability. To me, it’s not rocket surgery. It’s very simple to put together. And as far as hurt feelings and water under the dam, like what’s-her-name says to what’s-her-name at the end of the movie ‘Chicago’- ‘So what? It’s showbiz!’ So I definitely see it happening.

“The band last toured in 2004 with Sammy Hagar as frontman. However, Hagar refused to collaborate with Eddie Van Halen and Alex Van Halen after the tour’s completion. He told Billboard: “I don’t get along with Eddie anymore, and that’s all there is to it.”

Dates have yet to be confirmed.

40 Shows?? I call they don’t make it more then 10.

January 25th:

The internet equivalent of Rock and Roll Heaven-a comprehensive database of dead musicians from the 50′s till now. Search by name or scroll through the years to see chronological lists of the musical dead, including where, when, and how they died.

http://thedeadrockstarsclub.com/1970.html

Former Smashing Pumpkins guitarist James Iha has recorded the soundtrack to the film ‘Linda Linda Linda’.

January 24th:

Roll your mouse over Mr. Blonk and have minutes of fun picking out tunes on his face.

http://www.jaapblonk.com/Organ/blonkorgan.html