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Ebay is Fun

So apparently The Ultimate Nutcase is selling 2 of his WWE legends figures on Ebay for $300…. Someone asked a question in the Q and A part of his Ebay sale and Jimmy answered in true Jimmy Fashion:

Q: Warrior, You sir are HILARIOUS!! You are my hero. If I ever become famous I wanna go off my rocker just like you. Dave

A: What you mean is that you know will never become famous, but in your dreams when you fantasize that you might one day, you would want to have the confidence and belief in the staying power and value of your product like I do MINE. The difference between the truth you are ashamed to tell and the ridicule you find humor and comfort in, can be analogized like this: You run a pawn shop and I sell valuable collectibles. You have to sell 15-16 figures to make just at $300. I have to sell one. Our ads cost about the same, around $3-5. On top of that, your 15 figures, even given away for free, can never match the value of buying the SET for $300 from me with COA’s and autographed 8×10′s. If you think so, then you win the prize for hilarity, not I. Who’s off their rocker? And who’s the hypocrite? You bash me for capitalizing off the value I worked hard and sacrificed to build, and yet, you run out and buy my Intellectual Property, which I own the legal right to license, and, then, you turn around and resale it for a profit, yourself! For you, and others like you, I consider my highly-valued auctions charitable contributions to the study and practice of psychology. All you begrudging flops get to write and belittle my auctions and, therefore, have your self-esteems fed vilely the same. It makes you all feel bigger and more socially-conscious about yourselves: Is he nuts? $300 for action figures! Why, I wouldn’t pay… Excuse me, Davey Boy, yes you would. That is, if you had it, you would. You want these figures, Davey Boy, but you can’t afford the $300. You’re welcome for, both, the business lesson and my charity. And I must, in return, thank you for the laughs and the fun break of two minutes I spent scrawling this out for further public amusement. Have a great non-motivational, indebted life. W

Stuff

-What the fuck happaned to main events? I watched last weeks Impact and ECW and the 2 main events combined were under 15 minutes…. I weep for the future.

-Tough day today…. Sending PWA Youtube videos of myself to my boss and watching Office clips…. It’s gonna suck when the holidays are over and it’s back to business.

-Wednesdays Flames/Canucks game was a heartbreaker. I’d rather lose 10-0 then lose in Overtime like that (but I’ll take the point!)

-Tonights ECW is a best of 2006…. Not quite sure what to make of that.

The Chantal Dictionary

Zigang (zigg-gang) – A celebratory phrase used after mocking. “You’re a piece of shit… ZIGANG!!”

Carspicious (kar-spish-us) – See ‘auspicious.’ “That was a very carspicious occasion.”

Disscussionment (diss-kusshon-ment) – A combination of an argument and a discussion. “Did you hear Jill and Dafydd’s discussionment?”

Reconoider (Ree-kon-oider) – To fix, mend, repair or adjust. “I need to reconoider my living room.”

BBB’s Notebook: TNA Impact

Show opens with clips of Kurt Angle going nuts last week.

We go live into the arena for….

Kazarian vs. Sting – Total squash for the untouchable Sting. Blah.

After the match Sting calls out Abyss to give him back the NWA title belt but says in return he wants a title match. He has untill the end of the show to accept, and not to bring Mitchell.

Impact opening video.

Jay Lethal and Sonjay are handing out candy canes or some shit.

Borash promo w/ Rhino and Angle. Rhino yells as usual. Angle tells Joe he asked him to grant him his rematch and he said no. Tonight he will get his rematch, it’s real (ugh)

In the ring, Raven is caning Kazarian for his loss.

Borash interviews Eric Young with a leg lamp a ‘la A Christmas Story. Brother Ray shows up and says the Naturals will get reaquainted with them tonight.

Table Match: The Naturals vs. Team 3D – A squash on par with the first match. The Dudleys act is fucking stale. Post match Shane Douglas says his experiment is over and has a fit.

JB is outside Joe’s locker room when Tomko asks him where the production truck is and says the world will want to see this dvd.

The Truth is in the ring Christmas rapping (lol get it?) While Jay Lethal and Petey Williams hand out shit to the fans. Fuck this is horrible.

PCS pogo stick competition. Sonjay wins, I hate myself for laughing at this shit. Low Ki steals the whole bit every time.

Santa Claus is in the ring handing out more shit when LAX’s music hits and they head to the ring. Konnan has a Christmas Tree and says it symbolizes how poor he was at Christmas. He tells Santa he owes him a Dolphins jersey from “back in the day.” Santa climbs into the ring and says Konnan should be full of cheer and good will. He tries to give LAX a present and then jumps LAX…. Santa is brother Runt and he gets his ass kicked untill the troops arrive to save his ass.

VKM are on their way to a live WWE Raw event. They yell a bunch of dumb shit in the crowd outside. Blash.

Tenay interviews AJ Styles. Styles says Rhino is a sore loser and not too smart. Says he doesn’t trust Joe. Joe steps out of the locker room and tells Style is he has a trust problem he’s in the wrong business.

Shane Douglas in an anti-smoking Spike TV commercial. Nice.

Tenay interviews James Storm. He says Harris was selfish and everything was handed to him. Says he’s not sorry at all and AMW is not over.

Abyss’ music hits and he heads to the ring alone. Stings music plays and he makes his way to the ring with bat and belt. Sting tells Abyss to stop thinking about the past because he can’t change it. Says he wants his title shot at the ppv. Christian appears on the screen, outside somewhere. He says what Abyss did is unforgiveable. Points to a building that looks like a prison. Sting says he doesn’t need to listen to Cage and to shake his hand and give him the match. Goozle!!! And Sting fight out of it and they brawl untill security comes out and breaks it up. Tomko heads to the ring to distract Sting and Christian cleans house, dressed as security. Abyss saves Sting from a beating and Mitchell is irate.

AJ Styles/Samoa Joe vs. Rhino/Kurt Angle – All 4 brawl on the floor to start. After commercial Angles in the ring kicking ass untill Joe breaks it up. Angle hits Olympic Slam on Joe while he tried to choke out Rhino and AJ steals a pin on Rhino for the win. After the match Angle locks on the ankle lock on Joe and the show ends.

Fucking BRUTAL show. Man that was terrible.

Knoxville: "Jackass Number Three"?

RT-News writes: “Could there be a third “Jackass“? Johnny Knoxville says that — while there is nothing definitive in the works per se — he plans to shoot some footage that may grow into a second sequel.

Knoxville hinted to iF Magazine (via Dark Horizons) that, like “The Godfather,” “Lord of the Rings,” and “The Apu Trilogy,” there could indeed be a third installment in the stunt/public embarrassment series. While he’s satisfied with the conclusion of the second “Jackass,” there are some scenes he still wants to film.

“There’s some stuff I’m still wanting to shoot, and we might shoot in November,” Knoxville said. “It’s not for a three, it’s just because it’s something I really want to do, and I said I was gonna do it, and then I could not not do it.”

And, if that’s the case, cast member Dave England said it will be more of the same.”‘Jackass’ is what it is, to turn it into something else would just bum people out,” England was quoted as saying.”Jackass: Number Two” opened at number one at the box office, and, to the surprise of even the cast members, garnered surprisingly good reviews.”

Jackass 2

In the Boxing Day mayhem at Best Buy I managed to pick up a copy of Jackass 2 for Chantal. It was hilarious, just as good if not better then the first.

Ryan Dunn is quite an unlucky chap and Johnny Knoxville is just straight-up fuckin’ crazy!

If you haven’t seen it, go pick it up.

The Office’s Jenna Fisher wanted to be on Dancing with the Stars, but producers said no

The list of celebrities who want to be on Dancing with the Stars continues to grow. Jenna Fisher says in an interview with TV Guide that her people approached the show, but producers said no.
Fisher plays receptionist Pam on NBC’s The Office, which is unquestionably the best comedy on television right now. She says, “I tried to get on Dancing with the Stars, and they wouldn’t take me. True story! I shot the first season of The Office, and I thought, ‘The show’s going to get canceled, and I have to milk every opportunity I can.’”

Since the ABC series started airing in the summer of 2005, and The Office debuted in March, she may have been applying for the show’s first season, or perhaps for the show’s second season, as it was renewed in July of 2005.

Regardless, they said no. Fisher says, “My manager called, my agent called, but they didn’t bite.”